Birthdays for February 28-March 6

Birthdays for Feb. 28-March 6

Featuring Jessica Biel, Jennie Jacques, Catherine Bach, Kay Lenz, Jenna Boyd, and more!

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Two more relatively quiet weeks on the birthday front before the March baby boom hits and things get nuts! Let's begin on February 28 with English actress Jennie Jacques, whose scene in WPC 56 found her tied up both in and out of a blonde wig (though that slightly goofy cleave gag was only in effect for the blonde part). 

March kicks off with Catherine Bach. We just realized that we're missing her double-damsel scene from Criminal Act, which we'll try to fix shortly—but for now, we've got her pair of short-but-sweet OTM gag scenes from The Dukes of Hazzard, and don't thank us now for playlisting the one without Uncle Jesse in the mix. March 2 belongs to Ingrid Bolsø Berdal, whom you may know as Armistice on Westworld, where she once appeared tape-gagged and not bound but...look, boobies!

On March 3, here's to Jessica Biel, featured here in a memorable scene from 2007's Next in which the bad guys went way overboard with the explosives. She shares the day with Mercedes Mason, whose triple-damsel scene from the fourth season of Chuck would have been the stuff of legend with a few gags thrown in (but is still pretty good).

March 4 starts with Kay Lenz, and here we have to confess that we're currently missing a couple classic moments...but hey, how do you feel about Death Wish 4: The Crackdown? Margo Harshman is turning 35, and her scene in the second half of Sam's edit of From Within is worth a look, though we have to warn you that the ending (not shown in the clip) is unhappy. And last but certainly not least, we have Jenna Boyd, who gave it her all in one of those DiD-generous Lifetime movies, 2014's Runaway.

We wrap up the week on March 6 with Connie Britton, and let her scene from American Horror Story serve as a friendly reminder to aspiring home invaders everywhere: if you insist on tying your damsels to chairs with cloth strips, you're going to need to bring a lot of cloth strips.

Update: Criminal Act is now in the house...in two parts, no less.

Birthdays for February 28-March 6

  • WPC 56 (2013)
    Little Boy Lost
    Jennie Jacques
  • Westworld (2016)
    The Bicameral Mind
    Ingrid Bolsø Berdal
  • Next (2007)
    Jessica Biel
  • Chuck (2007)
    Chuck Versus the Cat Squad
    Yvonne Strahovski, Mircea Monroe, Mercedes Mason
  • Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987)
    Kay Lenz
  • From Within (2008)
    Elizabeth Rice, Margo Harshman
  • Runaway (2014)
    Jenna Boyd
  • American Horror Story (2011)
    Home Invasion
    Rosa Salazar, Connie Britton, Taissa Farmiga
  • Criminal Act (1989)
    Catherine Bach, Charlene Dallas
  • Criminal Act (1989)
    Catherine Bach, Charlene Dallas

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