We know...it's been way too long since our last cover feature! While some temporary time constraints have forced us to focus more on our unbreakable commitments to you—daily clip updates, weekly recaps, birthday playlists—we've been looking for a suitably great cover feature to add to the mix.

I'd say we've found it, because it's not every day that the longest soap and telenovela DiD sequence in history (unless I'm mistaken?) turns up in beautiful HD. Enter Joker's fresh upgrade of Luma Costa's twelve-episode 2007 marathon from the Brazilian telenovela Luz do Sol, aka Sunshine.

No, we still can't offer you English subtitles on this one. Nor can we show you the final episode in the sequence, because there's a constantly-present underage character who turns up in peril as well, and we have a strict self-imposed rule against posting such scenes. But that still leaves us with almost 45 minutes of nonstop DiD action, including rope and tape bondage, plenty of onscreen tape and cleave gagging, some good struggling, multiple escape attempts, and an especially nasty villain and villainess.

Purists will note the hands-in-front tie, but never fear: our damsel does eventually end up with her hands properly tied behind. And the putz who turns up in episode 199 doesn't last long, which is very bad news for his character but excellent news for us.

So sit back, grab your favorite snack, and enjoy a true landmark in mainstream DiD history.

(Meanwhile: we want to increase our rate of creative cover features. Got an idea for us? Drop us a line! If we use your idea, we'll say thanks with a one-month site credit, with an option to increase that to two months if the playlist isn't self-evident and you're able to add a suitable playlist of 12 to 20 clips.)